thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

So here’s the Halloween party is gonna go.

gamora-ofthegalaxy:

Everyone’s gonna walk in and I’m gonna be like

But then shit gets serious during Cards Against Humanity

Eventually we’re gonna be talking shit about my EEEDIOT ex

Then later they’ll ask if I remembered to order pizza

But then we’ll settle for McDonald’s and I’ll be so happy and drunk that nothing will matter

Pay attention, beautiifulmemoriies, xlittlemoon, kingofthefreaks, s-i-r-d-r-a-c-o-m-a-l-f-o-y and olimaru

I don’t think anyone truly realizes how excited I am for this. I’m probably going to drive everyone crazy over the next month but I don’t care. It’s been too long since I’ve been excited for something °˖ ✧◝(○ ヮ ○)◜✧˖ ° !

I actually miss feeling nothing.

It’s like everything I’ve been ignoring has finally bubbled over and now I want to crawl into a ball and die.

Not that it’d actually happen because that’d be too easy.

Fun.

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molliedollie:

the-last-enemy:

Robbie Coltrane with his double Martin Bayfield

I want them to hold hands everywhere they go

gossipseer:

witchlingfumbles:

soufflenatural:

ukulelerave:

such a needed campaign. i wish they’d have included native americans as well, though, as cultural appropriation of them in costumes is just as awfully common.

It’s that time of year again when these go around. And I will keep reblogging them. And if I see the joke ones I am likely to rip them apart with prejudice.

I will reblog this every year and unfollow anyone who posts joke fandom spinoffs of this very serious and important commentary.

alloftheveganfood:

Vegan Hearty Soup Round Up

Hearty Vegan Minestrone Soup (GF/NF/SF)

Using Leftovers to Make a Hearty Vegan Soup

Hearty White Bean & Spinach Soup with Rosemary & Garlic

Hearty Miso Soup (GF)

Hearty Chickenless Noodle Soup

Hearty Lentil, Carrot & Potato Soup

Vegan Taco Soup

I was trying to figure out why I am so hyped about Halloween this year. I mean it’s always been my favourite thing to celebrate; since it means candy, movies and no awkward family gatherings.
I was never popular, so I’ve never been to Halloween parties, or any other event for the occasion.
Then I realized for the last few years, I didn’t do anything for halloween because it was Mr. Wonderful’s birthday. It was always overshadowed and ignored because at the time I had made him a high priority.
So now that I know why I’m overly excited, I’m going all out.
Everything; decorating, baking, candy, movies, and most definitely a costume.
I’ve even been invited to a party (omg someone thinks I’m cool enough to hang out with. Wow) :]
So now I’m just trying to decide if I should make something or buy something. As much as I’d love to make a costume, I don’t really have the time. I could make time..idk just want to do something awesome. Either is good though. Just a thought.

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herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

Awesome Mix Vol. 1

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

RH