My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

vegfreak:

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

good news: this is all you need

filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

folieadontleaveryan:

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM

BECAUSE OF WORK

klainechel:

real talk tangled is better than frozen 

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

❝You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day. This is a power you can cultivate. If you want to control things in your life so bad, work on the mind. That’s the only thing you should be trying to control.
— Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love  (via shittyteenblog)

branaivanovic:

Harry Potter: Re-imagined 

-Ginny Weasley

-Neville Longbottom

-Luna Lovegood

pocketpadfoot:

I just know that the first weeks after Harry was born Sirius would sneak in their house after they went to bed and go sleep on the floor next to Harry as Padfoot, and that whenever Harry started to wake up and cry Sirius would pick him up and calm him so he wouldn’t wake his parents.

Lily and James just thought Harry was a very easy baby.

joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

RH