My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
good news: this is all you need
Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE
I WANT A NOSE RING
I WANT A TATTOO
I WANT TO DO THINGS
WITH MY OWN BODY
BUT I CANT
BECAUSE OF SCHOOL
AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM
MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM
BECAUSE OF WORK
I just know that the first weeks after Harry was born Sirius would sneak in their house after they went to bed and go sleep on the floor next to Harry as Padfoot, and that whenever Harry started to wake up and cry Sirius would pick him up and calm him so he wouldn’t wake his parents.
Lily and James just thought Harry was a very easy baby.
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings